I went on the Bruise Cruise and all I got was…
-no sunburn
-a bite bruise ON MY BUM
-a $20 Hummer stretch limo ride to the beach
-three marriage proposals
-countless new best friends
-an entire weekend with Karen O, unbeknownst to me and me only
-a day of riding on the back of a moped (no one wanted me to drive)
-24 new facebook friends
-TWO accounts in which I did not sleep for 40+ hours and somehow lived through it
-the best peas and rice of my life
-every sunset and sunrise (okay, okay, except one sunrise)
-an encounter with an artist who will touch my heart forever
-one huge hangover
-one broken heart
-one coconut from Chile (in Nassau)
-one broken seashell
-one hell of a good ole time aaaand some live music watching
(I’m at 1:45 and 2:28 but it’s really hard to catch me so don’t bother)
And so it begins…
Miami
Miami face!
Miami roar!
Golden boobs
Happies boys
Happies girls
Fine dining table crashing!
Dresses
Nashy babies
Always
DEATH BOYS MOPED GANG
Nassau
Beach Boys
Floral sunglasses
We had no clue
Taking photos of photos being taken for always
A thing of beauty, that trash and those colors. Absolute camouflage.
The Meeting
put your face here
Never bored always fun
Exploring
I have a thing about stairs and people walking up them
Ship Mates
Whaaat
!!!!!
So windy
I can’t wait for next year. My lord, what a time.
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